bisdak jokes #2

bisdak jokes#2
Prosti: Agay! ... aguy!... Arayyyy!...,
Wa ka katunong dili na maong buho-a,lubot ma na!
Bol-anon: AaAah! puslan man mag bajad...magbuho kog lain!!!!

Dying Man: I wish i could Kiss the Afghanistan Flag before i die
Nurse: i have a tattoo of it in my butt.
Man kisses it and said "Lady please turn around so i can also kiss bin laden."

WIFE: wa kay ayo, TAMAD! biyaan ta ka!
HUSBAND: suwayi! , pag imo buhaton, maglaslas ko!
WIFE: butbot! hadlok gani ka patuli, maglaslas pa! PISOT!